Privacy

Last updated 2026-09-26.

What we collect

Almost nothing. Your cart, orders, speedrun best and sound setting are stored in your own browser (localStorage) and never sent to us. Clearing your browser data removes them.

Analytics

We use Cloudflare Web Analytics, which is cookie-free and does not track you across sites. It tells us how many people visit and which pages are popular, not who you are.

Advertising and affiliate links

If we show ads, the ad network (for example Google AdSense) may use cookies to personalise them; you can opt out of personalised ads in your Google settings. "Buy it for real" links may be affiliate links, and the retailer may set a cookie to attribute a purchase. We never see your payment details because we never ask for them.

Payment data

We do not process payments and do not collect card numbers. The checkout card field is pre-filled with a fake number and is read-only. Never enter real payment details on this site.

Children

The site is for adults who find fake shopping funny. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 13.

Contact

hello@dubaidreamcart.com